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The jokes are sharp, the style is simple, and the coffee capacity is serious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBroke Musician\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrummer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePromoter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this collection celebrates the beautiful disaster of band life: late load-ins, questionable pay, broken gear, drink tickets, “great exposure,” and that one last show that somehow becomes ten more years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese 15 oz mugs are perfect for rehearsal rooms, merch tables, studios, green rooms, office desks, home coffee bars, and anyone who has ever said, “I swear this next gig is going to be worth it.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bm","title":"Broke Musician Definition Mug – Funny 15 oz Coffee Mug for Musicians \u0026 Bandmates","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery musician knows this math:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$14,000 in gear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$11 in checking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill somehow considering one more pedal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBroke Musician Definition Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a funny BandMugs.com Original made for guitar players, drummers, bassists, singers, keyboard players, songwriters, studio players, bar-band veterans, garage bands, and every musician who has ever said, “This gig might lead to something.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned in a vintage dictionary-definition style, this black-and-white mug is painfully accurate, clean, simple, and built for daily use. It is perfect for rehearsal rooms, recording studios, merch tables, home coffee bars, office desks, and bandmates who understand that exposure still does not pay bills.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the kind of mug that belongs next to a pedalboard, on top of an amp, or beside a laptop while checking the bank account and pretending everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign Text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBROKE MUSICIAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\/broke musician\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003enoun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-spread=\"true\" start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA person with $14,000 in gear and $11 in checking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomeone who says “exposure doesn’t pay bills” while accepting the gig anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA dreamer with calluses, coffee, and questionable insurance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee also: rent, merch money, one more show.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e15 oz white ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny vintage dictionary-definition design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack-and-white distressed typewriter-style artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat gift for musicians, bandmates, songwriters, and music lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarger 15 oz size for long rehearsals, late gigs, and early load-ins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBandMugs.com Original design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended hand wash to help preserve the artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBroke musicians\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuitar players\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrummers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBass players\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSingers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeyboard players\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSongwriters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStudio musicians\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarage bands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar-band veterans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBandmates and music lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny musician gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BandMugs.com","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":48543534186679,"sku":"1032-9816-108889148-47456","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/7574\/8023\/files\/ChatGPTImageJun11_2026_03_23_37PM.png?v=1781207975"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/7574\/8023\/collections\/DynamicImageHandler_c792be41-1447-4a6f-9cea-d754e38497fa.png?v=1781217140","url":"https:\/\/www.bandmugs.com\/collections\/funny-band-musician-definition-mugs.oembed","provider":"BandMugs.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}